Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers