Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do