Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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To the farmacy.

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An amish driveby

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers