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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.