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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do