Amish Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'