Amish Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.