Because he was driving her buggy.
Triple Hay
About 568 horses.
To the farmacy.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
It was a bit buggy.
A what?
Because their horses would drown.
It's skirts versus shins.
They both don't like wires
Churn Down For What
Amlets.
They know how to raise the roof.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
To get to the other cider.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
I really just want to know.
Russel
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Two men a night.
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
It's meteor.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Two Mennonite.
