What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid