What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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It was a bit buggy.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.