What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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A read-only man.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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It was a bit buggy.

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With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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He screws, nuts, and bolts