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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger