What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts