What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts