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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts