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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.