What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.