Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
A nut for a jar of tuna.
He nuts and bolts
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
I regret nutting!!!
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
In his nutsack...
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
He nuts and bolts.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Because he nuts and bolts.
She is allergic to nuts.
Mack-a-Dameon.
Nuts.
They're both used to store nuts.
A Brazilian
You can get cereal without nuts.
I can clearly see your nuts!
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
First time posting to.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
He AJAXulated.
Macademia.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because his nuts were in his neck!
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
Walnuts
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
They dough nut have anything in common.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
An astronaut.
To hide his nuts!!
Cashews.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!
Being up to your nuts in cider.
It's driving me nuts!
Plant its nuts.
Dough nuts!
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
They're both filled with nuts
Because he had no nuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
A Pi-cashew
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Cherries and nuts
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Well I can clearly see your nuts
Nut-thing!....
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Almond Joy.
Nut and bolt
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
He screws, nuts, and bolts
You bust a nut
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Cashew
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
The pistachio.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
Cashew.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
I'm a cashew!
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
A concert that costs 45 cents.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
Because they can't elope
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Darn!
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because they're pirots!
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Damn it!
