Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry