Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!