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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.