Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.