Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano