Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts