How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.