How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.