How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.