So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
He wanted to take a month off.
Operation Yewtree.
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A barbecue
In little knotsies....
I think I'll just hang around.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Half a dog.