Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What country is the most fragile?

China!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast