Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.