Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.