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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.