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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!