What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!