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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

What do you call a gynecologist?

Lip Reader

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.