By becoming a ventriloquist!
Women Say the Darndest Things
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
Because they both study abroad!
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
Ebowla.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.