What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!