What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll