What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.