What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.