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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.