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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.