What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop