What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy