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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.