Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!