Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to