Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!