How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts