How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.