How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.