How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles