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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.