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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles