How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons