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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons