How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!