How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.