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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.