What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.