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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.