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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte