When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.