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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!