What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.