What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR