Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Juan.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
In the ark hives
Nun.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!