What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."