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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR