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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.