What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.