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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.