How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!