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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"