How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway