How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"