How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!