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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.