What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"