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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.