What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)