What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.