What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.