What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC