What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"