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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like