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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.