Inconceivable.
Grandparents.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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The hornier, the better!
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.