What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.