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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.