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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why aren't there any Republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........