What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!