What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!