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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.