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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future