How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.