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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future