How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.