How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"