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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.