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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

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Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Coldplay.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.