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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.