How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.