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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.