What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Winter is coming.

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Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.