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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming