Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
He did gnat see that coming
Dam.
You hit rock bottom!
Hit the Road Jack
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
Hit by a car.
Accidentally hit submit before you
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
There's none, both live for the hits.
Pillow fight!
I'm just asking for a friend)
Hey! I'm Joaquin here!
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
Snowed-in
He could not hit any of the ketones.
She got a Zebra.
Fowl ball.
Pillow fight.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Dam(n).
I may be a two but your an eight..
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Guac-A-Mole.
Because the bus hit him.
Their last hit was the wall
Because he got hit by a car
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Duck.
Bang! (!)
Looks like we're snowed in.
They won't ever hit anything.
Fore.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
They torque it..
Because it's humerus.
Moo-tilated.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
He got hit by a bus!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
A snooker table
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Who cares!
It got all sappy
Ow! That megahertz!
That hit the spots!
A bat!
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
A bananosecond
Because of the conductor.
Its arse.
A pillow fight
It's rear end!
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Micromanagement!
Then it hits me.
Because he Haas been hit!
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
I guess you aren't up to par
Planck!*
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
HashTag!
Hit the sack.
Hit it with a fly swatter.
The number of the car that hit him.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
The number of the car that hit you.
Flatman and Ribbon
Battle Royale with cheese.
There was a lot of reposting to do
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Because you said it was pound cake!
So you could hit the sack.
Because it was irony.
Hit the road, Jack.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because he got hit by a car.
Because violins is not the answer...
Ptui
The license number of the car that hit him.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.
Your head hits the ceiling!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Moo many...
Because they lactose. Moo
A milk dud.
Because they lack toes
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
The future
Because freedom rings.
A clandestein.
Because they'd been on the vine.
When it choo's quietly.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
By laying flowers on their grave.
An Ethiopian chicken
With lots of drafts
Depends on who wrote the script.
