Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.