Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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