Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Ethiopian Chicken Jokes More Ethiopian Chicken Jokes

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.