Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Mid Life Crisis Jokes More Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection