Ethiopian Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

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Why did Simba's dad die?

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He was far out man. --