Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken