Gorilla Jokes

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Gorilla Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

What do you call a gorilla in water?

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

What's black, grey, and red all over?

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Love

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Love Card

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

What color are apples?

I Love Pizza & You

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

What political party entices most Gorillas?

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

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What room is it?

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