Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!