Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.