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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.