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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Who is left?

Marco Rubio

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In