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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.