Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.