Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.