Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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He leaves a dark mark

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.