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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.