Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...