What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!