What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel"...ba dum cha!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously