Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."