Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"