Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!