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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.