Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

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Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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Apples ideas.

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Cello?

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...