Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Give her a shovel...

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When it's turned into the teacher.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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Knightley.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

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You-Rang-a-Tang

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Bella

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An hour after its landed its still whining.

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...