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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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He French-kissed a power outlet

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Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Lettuce Go!

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Because 7 ate 9...

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They both let me stick it in only one place.

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To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Bella

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A wake-up call!

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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)