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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)