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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)