Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)