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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...