Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.