They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
For the watch.
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
An oncologist
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
The twin towers didn't autumn
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
They were trying to keep their German market.
A baby in the microwave
Because it saw the salad dressing
It's morphine time!
Aw man, that's a drag.
Because they can LIFT
