Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9