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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.