What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.