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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.