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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.