Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!