Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.