Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.