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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.