Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough