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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...