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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!