What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!