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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...