What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!