What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!