What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".