What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment