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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!