What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.