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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment