What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.