What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.