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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.