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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.