Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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An asymp-tote*

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.