Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!