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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Grounds for termination.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty