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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".