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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.