Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Because beans always fall through the grill.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.