Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".