What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps