What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester