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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!