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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!