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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales