A four term US senator.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Sweet Pee
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he couldn't concentrate
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
You haven't AG-ed a bit.