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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.