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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years