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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....