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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.