What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.