What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.