What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.