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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.