What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.