What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....