What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears