What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe