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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.