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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.