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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!