What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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They'd form pigget lines.

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They are the path of leaf resistance.

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He's good at making friends.

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Bolt upright.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.