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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.