What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

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He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.